Back again with another so called summer blockbuster review or Rant ..
Transformers & Michael Bay are back this time to try and prove the haters wrong for his last non scripted mess of a action movie with no realism or commen sense..yes im talking about Transformers II one of the biggest complaints were of these 2 sorta racist robots that just add nothing ...and as no surprise here michael bay brought em back OMG --- the movie started pretty intelligently with a whole man on the moon JFK space race idea that was really awesome to see..so i had hope that this movie might be a well constructed script ...but like always michael bay jumpoed cut to a close up of the new hot girl ass and it was all down hill from there ....plot points were missed riddiculous charecters (Ken Jeong) (John Malkovich) etc... the movie had the auto-bots createing an american jihad on iraqi soil in the name of our freedom --you would think the inteligent autobots would figure out our political system and not be pawns etc... why the fuck did they put tyrese back in this movie all he does is run and yell ...plus a good friends of mine who is in every summer blockbuster ever made see my earlier reviews (Glen moreshower) has been in all 3 transformer movies and he is the same general moreshower in all and he did in the first two-
so dont expect much in the way of story or commen sense --one last point the auto bots and decepticans are supposidly trapped on earth trying to get back to cybertron...but yet all robots can transform to whatever they want and in this movie they show them flying into space --starscream and some others so just leave our planet .....but they swore to protect us ....i dunno im ranting but this movie stunk like that of a dark side of your ass....only good thing is there are about 4 major efx and fight shots that blew me away ...the humans parachuteing into chicago through decepticans ,the new spaceship that arrived,the moon & JFK Stuff,and optimus prime fighting the sentinal looked sick
5 good minutes outta a 3 hr movie ---- PLEASE SPIELBERG GIVE THIS FRANCHISE TO JJ ABRAHMS OR THE BATMAN DIRECTOR
My Star Quote; Transformers 3 will have you on the edge of your seat either to leave or complain
first weekend gross: $60-$70 million
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