Friday, June 3, 2011

X-Men First Class Or Dismissed

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Lets just start by saying im into geek sheik & comics etc.. hence why i love comedy and acting
so as u might no i love comic book moviews etc..

SPOILER ALERT ---For fans there may be some spoilers --

X-Men--Great Flick
X-Men II-- Great Flick
X-Men III-- enjoyable
Origins:Wolverine----OMG So Badly Made

So im not expecting much with this kiddy version of x-men but atleast i will get to see some origins of my fav charector's without sitting through an entire film

Review:  In a distannt time of nazi's and jews and WWII  germany invades poland and seperates jews & polish removing our famed magneto or Erik --From the clutches of his Loved mother at an early age.. That causes sharp consiquences ...then to my surprise i no longer needed to play six degrees of kevin bacon --- hes the bad german who exploits & teaches yopung erik to hate & move metal

feels more like a synopsis then a review ---im new at this
the movie was simple and intelligently paced in the begining just basicaly explaining evoulution and how humans were slowly turning into mutants through our atomic age --the rebirth of a new world --xavier & erik meet and teach each other lessons in life & string along a rag tag group of bandits (Mutants) along .since xavier has now become a professor he has an official class of mutents he will soon help teach...but that dam kevin bacon always seems to pop up ..with as always plans on blowing up the world through a crisis ---sounds like our Government on a weekly basis-lol 

erik has revenge on his heart xavier has american passion on his and the students have time so they go out to stop this Cuban Missle Crissis

the cameo's are Cool like always (Get The Fuck Outta Here) LOL  and the introduction of the young mutants are amazing at times ---azekual,emma frost and some weather dude & night crawlers father ?? (they never name) are never explained as to why or how they were helping the Baconator
so i was confused there ---my good buddy glen moreshower shows up as a currupt kernal lol  and gets blown up  yay --the first class of xmen consisit of ANGEL AKA Angel ,Alec Summers AKA Havoc
is that scott summers (Cyclops) dad ??? cause both their weapons are similar and they both have control probs.. Raven AKA Mystique--Very Hot Like always but actress had no emotional depth to her ...Some Gonger Kid Played NightHawk or bird voice man ?? he was a simpleton and there was the AWESOME Hank Mccoy AKA The Beast  (My Favorite X-men)  theey explained his blue fur coat and rage   --finnaly   and we see how xavier gets paralayzed and losses a good friend to the darkside

so in a bad review closing  ---the movie was more a ride for little kids then a journey for adults --i went up & down yelled and screamed but at the end was dizzy  ----from what it could have been if real deep intelligent people wrote this movie ---enjoyed but forggoton on the car ride home

P.S  The trailer for RISE OF THE PLANET OF APES had me scared to death  --lOOKS gOOD

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